Although, this is going to come off very funny, it is kinda serious to an extent. Here it goes: Well tonight while I was out at my grandparents place, I was doing my homework, and as usual, my grandmom was drinking scotch. However, after one or two drinks of scotch, My grandfather comes up to me and says, "You know, we could put tea in that cup and she wouldn't even tell the difference (kinda smirking and being sarcastic)" .. So then I say, "You know what, Lets do it, it will be funny" Of course he begins to prepare the drink, and so he switches the tea with scotch, thinking literally that when she comes back for her drink (Because she had gone to the bathroom during this time) she will spit it out, saying "Wheres my drink?!"
Then the funniest part happened - When she came back in the kitchen, she found her old scotch glass, and my grandfather, had made up the most ridiculous story saying, "Oh yeah, I was preparing you another drink, but I messed up and put vodka in it" So then she drinks it, and says, "Yuck!" and dumps it out! when it was her original drink in the first place, I started laughing like mad when she did that. Then when she goes to take a sip of the "Tea" thinking it is the real drink, she had no comment, and thought it was her scotch!! It was hilarious, and of course my grandfather and I played along, and would do these anonymous toasts, and everytime she took a sip (thinking it was scotch) it was really Tea! It was a good laugh for awhile. Another funny thing is she would consistently say to my grandfather, "I can't believe you messed up my prepared drink by putting vodka in it" or just anything crude about him spilling vodka - when we didn't even touch the vodka!!
Moral of the Story: DON'T DRINK - It obviously dilates your sense of taste, and mind. Besides theres a reason Jesus never touched the stuff, and why God constantly through out the old testament would state its wrongs.
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